Chicken Curry

White and floaty, Chicken Curry was born on an unknown date but adopted into our family on the sunny afternoon of 19th August 2016. Chicken Curry got his name when a girl whacked his rubber, helium-filled body into another girl’s bowl of the canteen chicken curry. There was no doubt that Chicken Curry would be named after the delicious spicy liquid that dripped slowly off it. Chicken Curry was given to me by a girl who’s had two. One blue and one white. She let me have the white one.

Everyone was envious of me. Everyone wanted Chicken Curry. They tried to take Chicken Curry away from me in various ways. Some hit Chicken Curry. Some tried to poke him. I had left Chicken Curry tied to my chair, when I came back to see him he had disappeared. A villain held him in his hands instead and claimed Chicken Curry was his. He pulled the string away from me and said Ann gave it to him.

I was so angry! I had to defend my Chicken Curry. I screamed at him and grabbed Chicken Curry away and pulled his string back to the chair that he was previously tied to. The villain stared at me angrily. He stole occasional glances at Chicken Curry with a fire in his eyes, I saw it. I inspected Chicken Curry. Some fiend had drawn on him. Two faces. They had also cleverly wiped of the remnants of the drying Chicken Curry from him. Defaced. I kept an eye on the villain. Sitting opposite him I was able to observe his every move. Very soon he left; seeing I wasn’t going to give up on my Chicken Curry soon. I breathed a sigh of relief. Chicken Curry was safe… For now…

The villain returns. First thing he looks at: Chicken curry…



  1. chefkreso · March 27, 2017

    Hilarious 😊

    Liked by 1 person

  2. kindofhipster · August 29, 2016

    Omg I love this. It’s hilarious

    Liked by 1 person

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